cadaverousgallant:

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG

sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH

(Source: k1mkardashian)

poopflow:

at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face 

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

sleeping-without-dreaming:

perseaus:

do the harlem shakespeare

(Source: romangod)

gingerhaze:

I use antlers in all of my DEEEEEEcorating

kyubae:

SOMEONE DID A PRNANK CALL USING THE SOUNDBOARD OF SHINJI IKARI http://www.evamonkey.com/wtf/%5bNAveryW%5d_shinji_ikari_soundboard.swf

OH MY GOSH

(Source: iciclebadge)

windycarnage:

what if the final boss of the very last kingdom hearts game is just sora’s mother super disgruntled like “YOU NEVER FUCKING ATE YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!